Board Thread:Fan Fictions/@comment-29299440-20170110061322

It was time for the Christmas feast Rachel had laid out for the lodgers with some help, of course. Everyone was milling about, enjoying the party, thanking each other for the various gifts they had received, and congratulating everyone for the delightful performance many of them had taken part in.Catt had grabbed her plate from the buffet table and picked a spot near the edge of the room to stand while she ate. More interested in watching the crowd and eating her food, she failed to notice the sprig of mistletoe she had stopped directly under.Mz. Hyde however, had not. “Look who's under the mistletoe!” She said, sauntering up to Catt.She looked up to see the plant. “Oh, thanks for the heads up! I'll move.”"Nope! You can't move until you get kissed!" o////o "B-but, I, um..." >////< Catt blushed brightly, squeezing her eyed shut in embarrassment while making a squeaking noise."What brave young man will step up to kiss the Hatter I wonder?!" "What!?" *Catt scrambled to make a dive under the buffet table.* “Ah ah ah!” Mz. Hyde grabbed her hand, abruptly halting her escape. “No hiding! You HAVE to do this! It's like Christmas law!” "Can't I be a Christmas outlaw this year then?" >////< She asked meekly. "I don't want any of the guys kissing me!" “Nope! Too bad! It can be a girl too if you'd like! Didn't know you swung that way!” “I don't know anyone I would be okay with them kissing me!” Catt exclaimed, struggling against her grip. Mz. Hyde didn't budge in the slightest. “Well let's find out!”“Aaaaahhh!” She kept struggling. “Muwhahaha! ““Leggo!” She tried to twist free, but had no luck. “Please let me go! I don't wanna!” “Nope!”Catt whimpered and buried her face into Mz. Hyde's shoulder. “Aw come on Catt!”“I don't wanna!” She bemoaned softly. “I'm barely okay with people I know touching me...”“Have a little bit of an adventure! This can help you get over your shyness. Maybe experience a sexual awakening!”“A What!?!” Catt gawked at her, looking quite terrified.“Relaxxxx! Everything will be fine! Unless they have mono. Or herpes.” She whimpered again, and made a halfhearted attempt to free her hand again. “I don't even know what those are! “Oh look! There's Sozo!”“Not him!”“Hey Sozo!!!!” She called, waving.Catt jumped behind Mz. Hyde. “Nonononono!”He looked over.“Crap!”“Hiiiiii!” Mz. Hyde waved at him again.Looking confused he half-waved back, with much less enthusiasm. And went right back to eating.“Awww I guess you can't count on your friends all the time!”“I'm fine with this!”“Hmmmmmmmm......Hey Lewis!!!”“No!”“Rosie! “Catt ducked behind her again, pulling at her trapped wrist. “Nonono! Not her!”“Helen!~ No she's with Elaina right now...”“Aaahhhaha, why are you doing this?” She whined, twisting her wrist.“Christmas law! Lanyon! Be useful for once!!”“I don't know them well enough for that thing! Noooo!”“Henryyyy!!!!”Catt was just making panicked noises now and trying to grab a nearby pillar.“Eddie!~ Do me a favor?!”“He's yours!” She protested. “Leave me out if it! I don't even wanna know!” Her fingers barely brushed the edge of the pillar, not nearly enough to gain perchas for escape.“Oh wait...If Henry's here then Eddie can't be here..."Despite the frantic nature of the protests, her voice was never raised above an excited speaking level. “Good!”“Well Catt I hate to tell you this...”“What?” She paused trying to escape in order to listen.“Nobody wants to kiss you.”“I'm fine with that. I don't want to k- do that with them either.”“I guess I'm going to have to take one for the team and do it myself.”“You-!? What??!”“Yes of course!”Catt's face flushed a whole new shade of red at her friend's candidness.“Don't worry it'll be a little peck on the lips!”“Not the lips!” She tugged against Mz. Hyde's formidable grip with renewed desperation.“Then again....This is your first kiss isn't it?”Catt looked away, still blushing. “Y-yeah...”“I don't want it to be a peck though! For you! The first kiss is special!! It needs to be beautiful and meaningful!!”“Yeah.” She agreed softly.“With someone you love!”“Exactly! Why did you think I didn't want to kiss anyone?”“But then you can't move from here!”“Burn the mistletoe then! I don't wanna be stuck!”“No! That's cheating! But I have an idea!!”“What?” Catt asked nervously.Mz. Hyde held up Zosi, “Kiss him!”“EW!” Catt jerked back so fast it could have caused whiplash. “I'm not kissing a dog!”“Just on his nose!!”“No dog! Never a dog!”“Kitty!”“No!”Mz. Hyde held up a tiny tabby kitten.“If the nose is good enough for a dog, then why did you want to kiss my mouth?”“Different rules for different species.”“I'm not kissing it.” “Whhyyyy?!”“I don't even know it!” Catt exclaimed.“You don't know Zosi?! He's Henry's dog!!”“I don't know it personally! And an evenings acquaintance is hardly long enough to warrant a kiss!” Let alone one with tongue, she thought.“On the nose? Of a puppy? In a Christmas sweater?”“I'm not a fan of dogs.” She mumbled, looking down in embarrassment, or maybe she felt ashamed.“That's why I have the kitty!”“I don't put my mouth on animals, okay!?“Whhyyyy?! How can resist these two?!”“You ever had pet hair in your mouth?” She resumed pulling at the imprisoned hand.“Yes....Don't ask how...”“This could go so much worse than just hair!”“What's the worst that can happen?”“Spit, mucus, not to mention disease! Plus Zosi is undead!”“From the tip of the nose?”“He'd be licking me! The rule is that someone kisses me, not that I kiss someone!”“Which would be adorable!”“Dog kisses are not cute!! They're gross!”“Get her Zosi get her!!”Catt dodged the small Grim's affections frantically and put her free hand over his face to keep him from kissing her. She winced as Zosi playfully yipped at her and she groaned. “Why do dogs have to bark?”“Now's your chance Henry the 8th!” At Mz. Hyde's encouragement, the kitten started padding over. Which only earned him a predatory glare from Catt.“No.”“Mew!” Was little Henry's only response. Catt, sounding much like an actual feline that had been threatened with a bath, hissed at him. The little kitten was scared by such aggression.“M-mew?” He asked timidly.“I said no!”Henry began to cry, and Catt felt guilt lance through her chest. She hadn't meant to scare him so badly. “N-no kitty kisses!”“Aww Catt! You hurt Henry's feelings!”“I'm sorry, I j-just... “She buried her head in Mz. Hyde's shoulder again. Mz. Hyde wasn't entirely sure that she wasn't crying as she whispered, “I don't want to...”Mz. Hyde sighed. “Will this sandwich count?”“How the heck does a sandwich count for anything in this situation?” Catt was very confused, but still didn't lift her head.“You could kiss the sandwich before eating it...”“I'm stuck here without a-, thing. I really want to play by the rules, but there are no kisses I want!”“So no sandwich?”“I thought the rules were I had to be kissed? I feel sick...”“Eat the sandwich!”She shook her head, “I don't think I could eat anything.” Despite her head still resting on her shoulder, she could hear that Catt was trying to hide that she was crying. “I'm sorry.”“Well this has now turned for the worst...” She mumbled to herself as she ate the sandwich.“I didn't mean to ruin the game, I'm sorry.” Catt sniffled.“No I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything.”Catt Hatter: (I thought Mz. Hyde was going to kiss her cheek or something! :T ) Mz. Hyde: (Oh that's what you were looking for!!) “Y-you were just trying to play, and I couldn't even man up enough to play along.”Mz. Hyde kissed her cheek. “You did for that.”Catt Hatter: (Yeah. I shoulda said so at the start sorry. It's just kinda an awkward question to ask.) Mz. Hyde: (Damm lesbians!) Catt blushed again and presses her face harder into Mz. Hyde's shoulder. “Th-thanks...” she whimpered. Catt Hatter: (How so?) “No problem...You can go now...”Mz. Hyde: (They are clearly closeted lesbians.) Catt wrapped her now free hands around her in a hug, a small, somewhat guilty smile playing about her mouth. “Merry Christmas Mz. Hyde.”Catt Hatter: (Even without the sex drive on mine?) She hugged Catt tight. “Merry Christmas to you too Catt.”Mz. Hyde: (In a romantic sense of the word.) Catt Hatter: *End scene, or should they hit the desert table?* (That works!) Mz. Hyde: (Eh I like the way it ended. On a bittersweet note.) Catt Hatter: (Keen.)  