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Dr. H. Griffin

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@DrHGriffin 2 years ago

((Having a little break from Griffin, and having a little experiment.))

Lutwidge Coin straightened his jacket and pranced up the stone steps of the Society of Arcane Sciences. Having stepped out from his carriage moments earlier and seeing the vast establishment, he had thought it was something from a Jules Verne novel. Though from the front it had appeared to be a museum, the top of it was filled with chimneys of various shapes and sizes, a gigantic telescope pivoting across the roof, spire towers stretching above it and large windmills rolling calmly in the morning breeze.

Coin had been assigned to the Society yesterday evening by his firm's manager, Mr. Laurel Pettyfer, and had initially thought it was a respectable place; "a home for Britain's most scientific minds" as one of the co-founder's put it in his letter. Coin frankly had no wish to inspect the Society as soon as he saw it. He preferred the buildings to be safe and suitable, and most certainly not full of mad people. But, as his mother always told him, "never judge a book by it's cover".

Reaching the tall and thin green double door, Coin took his elementary notebook, and knocked on the left door. After a brief interval, Coin could hear a faint whirring inside, perhaps the movement of cogs; and the doors creaked open. Pettyfer had been sent many letters from the Society's neighbours to complain about the noises and bumps that were emanating from the building. Hopefully those noises and bumps were simply the moving of furniture, Coin thought reassuringly.

As Coin strode across the black-and-white checkered floor, Coin heard another whirring, but this time a louder echo from all around him. From the top of the room he was in, now larger than he could first see, lights from bulbs and gas lamps burst into life, curtains draping long windows becoming folded up, and metal shutters far above him shuddered open. Coin simply stood there, eyes open and mouth agape.

The Hall was filled with some of the most extraordinary things he had ever witnessed. Vivariums of exotic animals, ancient and mysterious historical artifacts, mechanical contraptions spreading like rivers all over the balcony walls, balloons of aerial exploration filled the empty spaces, noises of a million unique and one-of-a-kind things that no one in London had heard or seen, and a large skeletal sea creature hanging majestically from the ceiling. Coin knew that the Natural History Museum was puny compared to something like this.

One of the co-founders, a Mr. Henry Jekyll, had sent a prefatory map of the building, due to his unavailability to give a tour of the Society. Coin yanked it from his case, and studied it carefully. The Main Hall, which he was clearly residing in, was the prominent feature of the map, whilst the lines of rooms, that the loonies apparently occupied, spanned around it like slots. Before he could choose a place to start first, Coin heard footsteps in front of him, and peered over the map.

((Enter!))

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Helen Jekyll • 2 years ago

((Oh God, right now would be a perfectly awful time for Hela to show up. *grin* This'll be fun.))

A woman wrapped in a dark cloak crept towards the Society's doors, the hood pulled low over her downcast eyes. Everything about her, from her lowered gaze to how she seemed to walk on eggshells, struck a cord within observers, prompting a nearly maddening sense of Déjà vu. Despite all of her familiarity, the woman remained impossible to place as she moved to step around the inspector without so much as a glance his way.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Helen Jekyll • 2 years ago

Coin looked at the woman strolling past, utterly confused by her apparel. Who on earth dresses like that these days? Coin decided to ask her some questions.

"Excuse me, do you know where I can find Robert Lanyon?" Coin asked, stepping over to her as she neared the door.

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Helen Jekyll  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Lanyon?"

Hela paused, tilting her head towards the gentleman though she didn't raise her eyes. Her tone retained a chilled curiousity.

"Why do you want to see him?"

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Dr. H. Griffin  Helen Jekyll • 2 years ago

"He asked me to meet him." Coin replied; then, suddenly realizing something, outstretched a hand. "Sorry, I forgot introductions. Lutwidge Coin, health inspector."

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Helen Jekyll  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Hela peered at his hand for a moment before grasping it, giving it a brief shake before drawing her hand back once more. "Helen Jekyll, day manager." She returned in a mutter. "Now, I have business to attend to, if you don't mind. I'm sure you'll find a Lodger willing to show you to him."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Helen Jekyll • 2 years ago

"You're the day manager?" Coin asked, utterly confused. What sort of day manager would dress like it was fancy dress?

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Helen Jekyll  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

(Sorry for the delay, a little surprise is coming that requires someone else's character. ^-^)

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Jasper Jekyll  Helen Jekyll • 2 years ago

( Heavy footsteps sound across the floor, authoritative, urgent.

Suddenly, without warning, a meaty hand slices its way through the air only stopping when it makes sharp contact with her neck. )

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jasper Jekyll • 2 years ago

"Oh my Lord!" Coin cried, pointing at the figure behind her.

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Jasper Jekyll  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

( It is too late, by the time he makes a sound, the hand connects with the girl's neck, effectively cutting her out of the air. The figure grabs her unconscious body and slings it over their back much like a sack of potatoes. In a deep husky but decidedly female voice, they answer him with one sentence. )

You'll thank me later.

( With that, they head for the stairs. )

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Mz.Hyde Mod • 2 years ago • edited

* SNIFF*

Oh hello there!

* Slowly walking down the stairs was Mz. Hyde, who looked like she was literally dying.*

Can I help you?

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

"Erm... I suppose." Coin replied, cautiously. "I'm Lutwidge Coin, a representative of Her Majesty's Healthy and Safety Department. I'm here to inspect the premises after complaints of noises and bumps, as well as..."

Lutwidge stopped to flick through his notebook.

"Twenty two cases of loud bangs and shrieks coming from this very building." Coin finished, staring at the woman coming down the stairway.

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

We have a health and safety department? In Victorian England? I had no idea.

* Mz. Hyde ends the sentence with a hack. *

Heh, I can't believe that the only thing y'all got were noise complaints! Nothing about the wide assortment of dangerous creatures, hazardous materials, or the fact that women wear pants and shorter skirts. Nope! Just noise. Hahaha! *HACK*

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

Coin tried to write everything she detailed.

"Dangerous creatures," Coin began. "Hazardous materials. Well, perhaps you'd be willing to show me these certain things."

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Well if you look up you can see our giant Tesla coils. Electricity is cool.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

Coin was amazed, certainly, but also concerned.

"And are those things... safe?" Coin asked, scribbling away.

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

I think so. I wouldn't wear anything metallic near them though!

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

"Why would I wear anything metallic?" Coin asked.

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

I don't know. Watches....Necklaces.... Earrings....Stuff like that... *HACK*

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

"Are you alright? You look quite peaky."

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Peaky? I look like a pervert?

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

((It's a British term for ill, should've been clearer.))

"No, just ill, I guess." Coin replied. He coughed. "Sorry, none of my business. Please continue."

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alright, just grab you're friend over there and let's go!

* She smiles as charmingly as a sick person could.*

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

((Sorry, who?))

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Aw poor guy, he's so shy.

* She walks over to the coat rack.*

But he sure is a charmer! Haha!

* She grabs the coat hanger by the arm and moves up the stairs slowly.*

Let's go boys!~

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

Coin shifts uncomfortably, confused by her behavior. Probably just a game she plays, he reassured himself. Coin followed.

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

* After about thirty minutes of just getting up the stairs, Mz. Hyde leads Coin and the coat rack to the dining room.*

This is where is where we eat! The food is usually really good, but the past week, it's been off.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

Coin noted it down. "And there's been no supplies for the past week? How do you all eat?"

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Oh no we have plenty of supplies, it's I don't know what is going on. Everyone else eats it, but this past week everything looks and smells awful.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

Coin again scribbled away.

"Can you show me the kitchen?" he asked tentatively.

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Ok!

* She leads him and the coat rack to the kitchen, which surprisingly looks really clean and organized.*

This is the room where it happens!~ The room where it happens!~

The room where it happens!~

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

"Hm." Coin began looking through the kitchen, checking for any signs of infractions or infection.

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Rachel and Gemma are really good at keeping things clean and organized in here! She's also really good at getting bloodstains out of clothes!

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

Coin stared at her.

"Why on earth are you telling me this? Don't you want this place to keep going? I'll have to report an order for eviction with all that you're giving me!"

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Aren't these all good qualities to have in a cook though?

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

"Blood on shirts? Not human blood I hope. Hopefully pig's or chicken's." Coin looked at the amount of grease lazily concealed in an oven. "Eugh. Not even cleaned once."

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Oh yeah! We had fried chicken and ribs last night!

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

"Evidently." Coin replied, once again scribbling away the inadequacies. "Right, now that's done, can you show me toilet facilities?"

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

You mean the bathrooms​ and the showers?

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

"Yes, hopefully they're in a better state than the contents of the kitchen." Coin replied as he walked over to the door.

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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Have you seen everything sir?

* The coat rack says nothing.*

Then let's go!

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Dr. H. Griffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

Coin followed her, uneasy about her conversing with a coat rack.

"Excuse me, but why are you talking to a coat rack like that?" Coin asked.

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Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Alicia was wondering absentmindedly, looking at the various machines and such in the hall. She wasn't watching where she was going and nearly ran into the man, but noticed him at the last second. She yelped, startled, and fell off balance. She caught herself and turned to face him, looking embarrassed. "H-Hello..."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"Oh, pardon me, madam." Coin apologized, straightening himself. "I was miles away."

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She coughed nervously. "I'm sorry, I... didn't see you..."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"The apologies are mine." Coin replied, albeit nervously. "Could you point me in the direction of Robert Lanyon? I was told he was to have an audience with me."

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alicia blinked. "I... um... Lanyon?"

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"Yes, Robert Lanyon." Coin replied, frowning. "I'm here for an inspection of this establishment, due to complaints from neighbours. Lanyon told me to meet him so he could give me the tour of the place."

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She frowned, then smiled, pretending she knew who he was referring to. "Oh! I'm sorry. I don't know where he is right now..."

(How do you know if Robert is a he?)

She scowled for a moment, seeming annoyed at... something, but then her smile returned, apologetic.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"Oh, right... erm..." Coin mumbled as he looked at his shoes. "Well, I'm assuming you live here. Could you show me around?"

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She laughed nervously. "I was just doing some exploring myself. I haven't been here long... I could show you what I know, though!"

(Stop being useless.)

She frowned, muttering something under her breath.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"Alright, lead the way." Coin replied, smiling politely.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Alright..." she hesitated, then turned around, walking. She stopped and glanced back. "Oh, uh, this way..."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Coin followed her, scanning each part, nook and cranny of the entire hall.

"So, is any of this paraphernalia safe?" Coin asked, eyeing the tall Tesla coils scattered around the room, scattering bolts.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She glanced around, frowning. Parapher...?

(Paraphernalia. "miscellaneous articles, especially the equipment needed for a particular activity".)

She smiled. Thanks! "I'm sure it's all safe, or else it wouldn't be out here where it could hurt someone."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"Hm." Coin replied, scribbling away. He was curious of the various items scattered around the hall, but was equally curious of the woman's behavior. She kept smiling when she shouldn't or when there was no reason to. Coin shrugged the thought away, he needed to stay focused.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She led him to the kitchen. (Oh, yeah, the kitchen first. With all the sharp knives and death tools open to the public.) She scrunched her nose, but kept walking. "So, this is the kitchen... clearly..."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"Indeed." Coin replied as he studied around the kitchen, opening cabinets, pantries, shelves and drawers. When Coin reached the ovens, he was disgusted. The inside was completely covered in grease, and a black-brown mass that was both flaky and sludge. Coin nearly threw up.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alicia glanced in behind him. "Oh, goodness... that... oh..." she muttered, trying to make up an excuse.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Coin quickly shut the little oven doors, and stood up clumsily, whilst trying to write down the state of the cooking equipment.

"Please... *cough*... show me the *cough* personal quarters *cough* please..." Coin sputtered.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alicia nodded. (The ovens looking like that is your fault~)

She walked out of the kitchen.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Coin followed.

"I don't believe I caught your name?" Coin asked, breaking the repeated steps along the corridors.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alicia smiled. "Alicia Ghast, sir."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Odd name, Coin thought, but then again I can't really talk.

"Lutwidge Coin." he returned, smiling with her.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago • edited

"It's nice to meet you, Mr. Coin."

(Hah, you look like a kid.)

Alicia frowned, looking confused and annoyed for a moment, before walking again.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"Something wrong?" Coin asked, noticing her sudden change in movement tone.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She shook her head, laughing softly. "No, no, I'm sorry. I've got... I've got kind of a headache, I'm fine."

(Liar.)

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Coin nodded. As they walked on, Coin looked again at his notes. He had no idea how the place hadn't been seized for quite so long. Blatant disregard for even the most basic safety protocols, endangerment to the health of every resident in the building and the numerous loans that had been taking out under Jekyll's name. Coin hummed to himself.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alicia fiddled with her fingers. If he took away this building, she'd have nowhere to live. She had no money. She wouldn't know where to go.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"It's quite big this place, isn't it?" Coin rhetorically asked. "Like a place for a library or a national museum."

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She frowned. (He's hinting at the Society becoming something else...) Clearly. "We have a library here. Do you want to see it?"

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"Well, I suppose I can spare a few minutes." Coin replied. "Lead the way, Miss Ghast."

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She smiled and walked to the library, opening the door for him.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"Thank you." Coin replied, smiling courteously. His eyes widened at the sight of the library. It was ginormous. The walls were covered in shelves, filled to the brim with book upon book, vertical or horizontal. Pillars that held up tables were simply old and disused books. It was like something from a tale of fancy and fantasy. "Amazing."

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She grinned excitedly. "Isn't it?" She giggled.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Coin nodded. He pocketed his notebook. Going to the nearest shelf, he scanned the various tomes and journals and novels that were laced into them. Unbeknownst to him, some of them were the last copies in the whole world.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alicia followed him, rocking on her toes. She couldn't stop fidgeting. A lot of these people wouldn't have anywhere else to go if this place got closed down!

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Coin noticed a particular book, one that was dusty and shoved stupidly in between two thick almanacs. It was "The Account of Dr. Victor Frankenstein: The Modern Prometheus". Coin laughed.

"I remember reading this when I was in college," Coin began. "Though the college itself never had an original copy. Where did the Society get it?"

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She smiled nervously. "I wouldn't know, sir. There's a lot of amazing people here, capable of a lot of things."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"Certainly is." Coin remarked. Standing straight, he turned to Alicia. "And, the personal quarters please. That's where the main trouble stemmed from, I believe."

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alicia nodded, walking out of the library and towards the quarters. (... should you be showing him where everyone lives? What if someone is busy? You could screw them up...)

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Coin followed. He'd talk with Lanyon about all of this. Coin heard that Robert Lanyon had an "influential" father. Pettyfer had remarked offhandedly about the father, mentioning a brief period in property. Maybe Lanyon's father owned the building? Best not to query on mere rumour, Coin thought.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

When they reached the area with the living quarters, Alicia hesitated. "Here they are..."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Coin strode up to the first door, with a sign in white writing: "Dr. Hawley Griffin".

"I guess this is a good place to start." Coin remarked, and opened the door.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alicia frowned hard. "Should you be walking in like that? It seems rude..."

(Oh, God, if he's just going to walk into people's rooms, we're screwed! Elaina's is a mess! Oh, and so is Griffin's, I think. Right?)

She sighed, shifting her weight nervously.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Coin had nearly walked into a pile of papers directly in front of the door, with the floorboards beneath him creaking heavily. The room itself was a mess. Documents and papers strewn across the floor, glasses and cups knocked over, spilling clear and multi-colored liquids through the floor cracks. At the far end, behind a large desk and writing in a small book, the man that Coin guessed as Griffin stared at him.

"Who are you?" the man asked, tall, white-haired and pale.

"Er... My name is Lutwidge Coin." he replied. "I'm here to inspect the premises, as I'm a health inspector."

Griffin raised an eyebrow.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alicia smiled apologetically at Griffin. (What a jerk. Would he walk into people's houses? Because this is the same thing.)

Alicia frowned and muttered something under her breath.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"What was that, Ghast?" Griffin rudely asked. "Speak up a little."

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alicia frowned at him, then shook her head. (Wow, they're both jerks. Okay, jeez.)

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"Both you go away." Griffin replied, going back to writing. "I'm busy. Close the door on the way."

Coin, offended by Griffin's effrontery, walked to the door and slammed it shut.

"What an odious fellow." Coin remarked to her, staring at the name on the door.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Odi-? (Unpleasant.) Thanks. "Well, you did just walk into his room without any warning..."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Coin huffed.

"Are all of the tenants like that?" he asked.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"No, sir... not when you're nice to them."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"At least I was courteous when introducing myself." Coin replied, slightly aggravated. "Besides, I'm the authority here anyway."

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She sighed. "That doesn't mean you can walk in on people... that was very rude, sir..."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Coin, about to outburst, stopped and straightened himself. He was normally calm, normally nervous and shy, but with what happened... It didn't seem right to him.

"I apologise... I didn't know what came over me."

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alicia looked down, unsure what to say now.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

Coin, taking out his notebook, ripped the pages that he wrote in, ripped them up, and tossed them out of the balcony.

"I'll leave." Coin said, and made his way to the green door.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She looked up and frowned. "Oh? Uh, alright..."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Alicia Ghast • 2 years ago

"This place seems safe enough." Coin replied.

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Alicia Ghast  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She smiled. "Alright, then! Goodbye!"

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HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

( A petite gentleman bumps into him and quickly takes several steps back. )

Oh! pardon me! I didn't see you there.

( He chuckles. )

It's not exactly easy to navigate through a sea of torsos.

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

Coin brushed his suit with his hand.

"Well easy mistake to make." Coin replied. "Well, now that you're here, could you point me in the direction of Robert Lanyon?"

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

( He repeats the name slowly. )

Robert Lanyon

( anotherone? How curious! There must be a Lanyon in every dimension. )

No such individual has been around here, I'm afraid. If I may ask, what did you need to see him for? perhaps I could be of some assistance.

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"Ah, well," Coin replied. "My employer, Pettyfer, did mention that he might go by the name..."

Coin flicked through his notebook.

"Hastie?"

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago • edited

( At the name, thoughts and feelings he was unaware of flutter about in a chaotic storm. )

"Hastie?

but that's....no not here. They could be listening"

That's all very well. )

That name does sound more familiar but I'm afraid I haven't seen him around either. Is he supposed to come here often?

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

Coin looked again through his notes.

"Pettyfer told me that a man named Lanyon co-founded this place... Are you not a resident here?" Coin asked, completely confused by this revelation.

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

I'm the resident therapist. St. John's sent me about two months ago regarding concerns about the welfare of the people here. I was told the founders might have reservations of their own but alas neither of them have been present!

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"You're from St. John's? Well, at least someone is here who recognizes health and safety." replied Coin. "What do you mean by "present"? Aren't they enthusiastic to see what's going on here?"

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

I- You know, you raise an excellent question! I must admit that it IS rather strange not to be seeing our founders walking among us. However, outside affairs often do arise and those must be dealt with first and foremost.

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"Well, look's like I'm one of those affairs." Coin responded. "My name is Lutwidge Coin, representative of Her Majesty's Health and Safety Department. I'm here to inspect this building due to recent complaints."

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Coin, I'm Dr. Henry Rose.

( His eyes twinkly playfully. )

I'll bet you're just dying to be shown around!

( Turning on his heel, he gestures to the various contraptions around the hall. )

This, I believe, is our foyer.

( He glances back to Coin. )

As far as I know, the objects are secure enough to withstand whatever shenanigans these people are up to. I don't have any of the service papers though so I can't guarantee that they're up to code. That would be something our Phantom Founders will have to answer for.

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

Coin had trouble writing everything Rose was relaying. He also had trouble analyzing the dangerous electrical coils firing on in the room. Coin caught up to Rose.

"Sorry, what was that about service papers?" Coin asked hurriedly.

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago • edited

Oh of course! Forgive my lack of knowledge, as you are the expert on the matter, but wouldn't you need to make sure the safety precautions are up to code?

( He follows the man's gaze )

These coils, for example. Wouldn't they need to be properly secured to prevent them from crashing down and sheathed with a non conductive material to make sure that there are no live wires?

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

Coin, reflecting on what Rose just uttered, ran over to them (thankfully they were not on). Going on his knees, he made sure to see if any wires could be improperly secured or simply misplaced.

"Hm..." Coin muttered. "Nothing particularly out of the ordinary. Wires secure..."

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago • edited

That's a relief at the very least. I've heard that we have an aquarium somewhere around here for the Submariners. If it flooded this hall, there could a fatal reaction providing these coils aren't properly maintained.

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"Or to people." Coin replied. When he finished, Coin stood up, but knocked his head on the hatch. "Ow!"

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

To people exactly oh dear! are you quite alright?

( Gently, he places an arm around Coin and guides him away from the coil. )

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

Coin rubbed his head strongly, the pain weak but long.

"I'm fine, just a bump." Coin mildly responded, sitting down on a nearby chair.

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Let's best rest it then! ( He perches himself on a nearby stool. )

So how often do you encounter places like these?

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"This is my first assignment." Coin replied. "My boss, Mr. Pettyfer, thought the complaints were joking, and so sent a measly underling to do the dirty work."

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

I can certainly understand, this place is full of surprises and unexpected impossibilities. You'd either have to be extremely open minded or extremely mad to believe half the stories you hear about it!

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"... Yeah..." replied Coin. Rose slightly unsettled him, but he couldn't put his finger on as to why.

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

( His gaze. The awkward pause.

Discomfort.

Very curious.

For a moment, there is silence. )

So how is your head?

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"Better." Coin responded and stood up, picking up his turned over suitcase and notebook. "Allons-y, as the French say."

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Good! Where to next?

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"I'd like to go to the kitchen next, please." Coin replied. "Hopefully there won't be anything too bad in there..."

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

( "There will be"

Rosy pauses, his face falling.

He sighs. )

Don't ask me how I know but someone something tells me that we're in for an unpleasant surprise

( He starts, hesitantly, towards the kitchen, now apprehensive of what they may find. As they continue on an eerily familiar voice fills his head

http://chirb.it/mktCm1 )

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"I certainly hope not." Coin replied. "This place may be shut down if such an unpleasant matter arises."

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

I was afraid of that, still honesty is the best policy. Better to be cited than to face the authorities for lying.

( Past the dining hall and into the quaint homey kitchen they go.

Cautiously. )

Here we are

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

Coin opened the swinging doors, and saw the extent of the kitchen.

It was surprisingly clean.

"Hm. I was expecting... Never mind."

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago • edited

No no, I was too!

"You'll see."

( His brow furrows as he looks around the room. Clearly he wasn't seeing. )

I apologize! It seems my hunch was wrong.

"It wasn't."

( "Maybe "it" was" )

It is always better to be safe than sorry!

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

Coin nearly jumped out of his skin at the outburst.

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Are you quite alright?

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"Sorry you just startled me." Coin replied, straightening himself.

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

oh I'm sorry! ( He looks around. ) So what are we checking next?

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"Toilets, please. I suppose that's next on the agenda." Coin replied.

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Alright then! ( Rosy makes his way to the door and holds it open. )

After you my good sir!

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"Well, I don't know where they are." Coin responded. "Where are they?"

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

They're upstairs, but we have to cross the threshold first!

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

"Pardon, but what threshold?" Coin asked, confused.

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HenryRoseQuartz  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

The doorway of course!

( He gestures to the door frame he's standing under, grinning amusedly. )

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Dr. H. Griffin  HenryRoseQuartz • 2 years ago

Why on earth would he want me to open the door, Coin thought. He's my guide, not the other way round.

"Very well." Coin responded, walking over to the door and gripping the doorknob. He turned his head to Rose.

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Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Oh," said Lewis, as he happened upon the newcomer. Weir had just completed his morning rounds. "Good morning, sir," he said pleasantly. "May I help you?"

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Well, I hope so." Coin politely replied, folding up the map. "I'm looking for Robert Lanyon. I was told to meet him."

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Robert?

Oh, he means Hastie.

Who is this fellow, anyway?

"Dr. Lanyon? Oh, dear. I'm afraid he's currently...indisposed. Though perhaps I might be of some assistance, Mr...." he trailed off, not knowing the man's name.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Coin, Lutwidge." he introduced. "Her Majesty's Health and Safety Department. Relatively new department. I'm here to inspect the premises, due to complaints of bangs and noises, as well as the annual inspection coming up in..."

Coin flipped through his notebook. "Twelve days."

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago • edited

"Ah," he returned. "Dr. Lewis Weir, colleague of Dr. Lanyon. A pleasure to make your acquaintance. I must say, I'm relieved to hear the Crown has set up such a department. I hope it leads to increased regulation of foodstuffs, as well. Far too many bakers put talc in their bread; too many suppliers add borax to milk; the list goes on. I'd be happy to assist in any way I can."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Well, perhaps you'd like to give me a tour of the place." Coin replied. "As a start."

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Certainly," agreed Lewis. "This, as you can see, is the main hall. Kindly note the safety precautions posted," he advised, indicating a sign just to their left. "No metal near the Tweedy Coils; only designated staff are to feed the specimens within the vivaria and aquarium--I assure you, the locks are quite sturdy; everyone is to stay clear of the windows at the designated hours listed--when the mechanical shutters open and close; only aeronauts and their supervised passengers are allowed in the hot air balloon; etc."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Hm." replied Coin, surprised by the efficiency of the precautions. "And I hope that there have been no injuries near those coils?"

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Only to their inventor, who knew the risks better than anyone, when he first installed them. And I'm pleased to say he's made a full recovery. In point of fact, Mr. Tweedy's the reason we were galvanized to post the safety precautions. 'Didn't want any more mishaps like that."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Hm." Coin mumbled again, scribbling away.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"What about the animals here? Are they of any risk?"

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"As I said, not so long as their designated handlers tend to them, as is posted. The locks on the cages are quite secure. The glass is very thick. Is there anything else you'd like to see in the main hall, or shall we move on?"

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

Looking up, Coin would think of one particular thing. Coughing loudly, Coin pointed upwards at the large skeletal monster-thingy that was floating right above them.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago • edited

"Oh, that's from an unknown species of sea creature," explained Lewis, "called variously the 'Leviathan' or the 'Behemoth' by the lodgers. Not to worry; it's secured properly."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Secured properly..." Coin mumbled as he wrote word for word. "Well, I suppose we should inspect the kitchens and dining halls next."

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Very good," said Weir, and escorted Coin to the kitchen. There were many, many oranges piled high into a bowl on the island. For the moment, everything was spic and span...except the oven.

Lewis walked over to it.

"Now, I feel I should tell you, this oven's rather a mess right now," he said. "In all honesty, one of Mr. Doddle's confectionary experiments went a bit awry. The staff are set to clean it in about an hour, though. Until then, the lodgers can help themselves to some fresh fruit," he explained, indicating the citrus bowl.

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Wizardblizzard  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

((Well, it's very odd; for one thing, it's showing up fine for me (perhaps Mz Hyde's fixed it since you posted?), for another I can't imagine what its objection is either! Perhaps it's a rude word in some other language? Incidentally it's usually spelled "spick and span" in this country, so let's see if it'll have that.))

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Wizardblizzard  Wizardblizzard • 2 years ago • edited

((Yep, "spick" apparently OK with a K, but not without. A mystery.))

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

((Mz.Hyde I've posted a reply but Disqus is taking issue with "sp*c and span" to refer to the kitchen being mostly tidy.))

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago • edited

((Okay, heck with it. I'm just reposting and changing the offending phrase.))

"Very good," said Weir, and escorted Coin to the kitchen. There were many, many oranges piled high into a bowl on the island. Everything was neat and tidy...except the oven.

Lewis walked over to it.

"Now, I feel I should tell you, this oven's rather a mess at the moment," he said. "In all honesty, one of Mr. Doddle's confectionary experiments went a bit awry. The staff are set to clean it in about an hour, though. Until then, the lodgers can help themselves to some fresh fruit," he explained, indicating the citrus bowl.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

Coin walked over to the oven, a small and unassuming little hatch in the kitchen. He could sense that Weir was trying to stop him, but Coin nevertheless opened it. Inside, it was barely an oven anymore.

The sides were covered in a black-ooze substance, with faint and faded pink and blue spots buried in them. The grills had frozen but warm stalactites drooping from the metal bars. It was as if a bomb with pink and blue bubbles had exploded in it.

The worst of all was the smell. It was as if the sweetest smell in the whole world had turned sour, and then finally had been mixed in with dung. Coin clenched his nose.

"Good God..." Coin repulsed.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago • edited

"Miss Pidgley had advised against opening it," Lewis explained. He wrinkled his nose at the odor. "Now I smell why."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"And who is Miss Pidgley?" Coin asked, closing the oven door again.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"The head cook. She's currently on a run for more cleaning supplies. Where would you like to go next?"

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Living quarters, but only a few." Coin replied. "The map stated that there were quite a number of them."

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"There are," nodded Weir. "This way, if you please."

He led them to the appropriate wing.

"Looking for anyone in particular? Or just a basic room, to get a sense of the layout?"

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Well, perhaps we could start with your's?" Coin replied.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago • edited

"Actually, I don't reside here," stated Lewis. "I'm a colleague of Dr. Lanyon's, and a member of the Society, but I'm no lodger. Though perhaps Bryson would be kind enough to show us his room..."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Nicholas D. Bryson? The aeronautic explorer?" Coin asked.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Of course," returned Weir. "He's a member of the Society, too. Aeronautics is, after all, a science," he said with an undercurrent of enthusiasm.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

Coin was lost for words. He had read about Bryson during his university years, the adventures around the earth in the sky in his balloon, equal to that of Captain Nemo of the Nautilus.

"Well, I would like to meet him."

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Lewis knocked upon the door.

((I unfortunately don't really know how to play Bryson, but I'm sure he's every bit as wonderful and inspiring as Sabrina depicts.))

* * *

After their visit, wherein the magnificent Bryson had even gone so far as to invite Coin on his next expedition, Weir and the inspector walked down the hall together.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

((Fair enough!))

"Do you think he really meant it?" Coin asked, rather excitedly.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"As a matter of fact, I do," replied Lewis with a smile. "That man is really something, isn't he?"

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

Coin smiled proudly. Though once the reminder that Pettyfer was imminently expecting his report, Coin became the bureaucratic duffer that he was.

"Right, another room, if you will."

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Very well, let's try this one," said Weir.

"Mr. Mosley?" he called, knocking.

((I don't know if you have someone specific you'd like Coin to meet.))

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

((Not really.))

"Yes?" a muffled voice cried. Coin peered through the doorway. A thin man with bright goggles and a mouth bandanna emerged from the dark. "Ah, Weir. Who's this you've brought?"

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Mr. Coin, this is Mr. Mosley, Hollow Earth submariner. Mr. Mosley...Mr. Coin, health inspector for the Crown. I'm giving Mr. Coin a tour of the Society," he explained.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Ah," Mosley returned, outstretching a hand. "Always a pleasure to meet new people! How do you find our little cabal, Mr. Coin?"

Coin shifted nervously, though was frankly amazed.

"It's very... extraordinary." Coin returned shaking the hand.

"Do you want to have a look inside? I believe my work is especially intriguing!" Mosley offered.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"He, too, is an explorer," Weir told Coin. "Just as Bryson soars the heavens, so Mosley plumbs the depths."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Well, I still have yet to reach the center, Weir." Mosley interjected. "But one day, I'll get there."

"What sort of equipment do you use, Mr. Mosley?" Coin asked quickly.

"If you know anything about drills, then I doubt you'll understand. But, in Layman's terms, the bigger the better." Mosley returned, clearly smiling under his mask.

Coin leaned forward. "Are these drills... safe?"

Mosley was distinctly taken aback.

"Safe? Safe? Of course they're safe! What sort of madman would use drills that were unsafe? Albeit these one's create more noise than intended, but they couldn't harm a fly!"

Coin scribbled word-for-word in his notebook.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Lewis nodded at Mosley's interjection.

Just as Bryson has yet to reach the stars, he thought.

He wondered if the racket created by Mosley's drills might be the reason for the inspector's visit in the first place.

"Thank you, Mr. Mosley. Is there anything else you'd like to see, Mr. Coin?" he asked.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

Finishing a sentence, Coin turned to Weir.

"Yes, I think one more visit to a personal room should suffice." Coin replied. "Thank you, Mr. Mosley."

"Anytime!" replied Mosley, as he shut the door behind them.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Hmm...how would you like to see some automata, Mr. Coin?" asked Lewis.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Automata?" Coin replied.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Mechanical devices in roughly the shape of a person, built to perform repetitive tasks," he explained. "Come, I'll show you."

He knocked on another door.

"Mr. Pennebrygg?" called Lewis.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Yeah? Ah, Lewis!" replied Pennebrygg, wielding a small screwdriver. "What can I help you with?"

Pennebrygg turned his head, noticing Coin at the door side.

"Oh, you've brought some company."

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Yes," explained Lewis, "this is Mr. Coin, health inspector for the Crown; he's taking a tour of the Society. Mr. Coin, this is Mr. Pennebrygg, our resident automatonatomist. His inventions are quite remarkable."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

Pennebrygg blushed.

"Oh go on, Weir. There are a lot better men than me." Pennebrygg replied. "Good to meet you, Mr. Coin. You must be pretty flustered by our place."

"Well, flustered is one word for it." Coin responded.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago • edited

"It is a bit to take in, isn't it?" agreed Lewis. "But you're too modest, Pennebrygg." He turned to Coin. "Did you know, he's working on automata capable of performing complex and dangerous tasks, such as digging ditches or washing the windows of precariously tall buildings? Many lives might be spared this way."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Oh?" Coin answered. "How far have you got, Mr. Pennebrygg?"

"Well, the prototype is a little noisy, and one of the covered holes in that wall was caused by it when it was climbing the wall..." Pennebrygg responded.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"As always, there are a few...kinks to work out," admitted Weir. "Still, it's nothing a little persistence and ingenuity can't fix. I have every confidence we'll one day live in a safer, more hospitable world, thanks to the efforts of Pennebrygg and those like him. The Society exists for just such a purpose."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

Coin smiled in agreement. It was a nice idea.

Pennebrygg interrupted the silence.

"Mr. Coin, perhaps you'd like to have a little souvenir? I've got a tea server that I patented a few years ago?"

"Oh, um..." Coin mumbled, having no idea what to say. "I suppose..."

"Great!" Pennebrygg replied as he waltz behind a shelving, and a rattling of metal and wood followed.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

((Sorry, had some internet issues.))

"Ah, that one," said Lewis with a smile as he recalled it. "Remarkable little thing, really..."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

((Don't worry, I had the same.))

Pennebrygg came back, clasping a small humanoid automaton, a single arm shooting from it's front, and a claw attached to the end. It looked like some sort of elongated tea pot.

"Here we are." Pennebrygg announced. "Bit flimsy, I'll admit. Not my best; but good enough so that it can pour some tea."

Pennebrygg outstretched it, and Coin grabbed it firmly.

"It requires a few fuses from time to time." Pennebrygg replied.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"One step toward a more hospitable world," observed Lewis. "Thank you, Pennebrygg. Shall we?" he asked Coin.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Yes, thank you, Mr. Pennebrygg." Coin returned. Pennebrygg gave a simple wave, and quietly shut the door behind them.

As they walked closer to the exit, Coin fidgeted and fumbled with the automaton.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Weir led them back into the main hall, and to the door.

"I must say, it's been a pleasure to give you the tour, Mr. Coin. I do hope everything's been to your satisfaction. Please let us know if there's anything the Society can do for you or your department in future, won't you?"

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

"Oh, don't worry, I'm sure my department will be more than enthusiastic." Coin replied, finally making the last notes in his notebook. "Thank you, Mr. Weir. Been a real pleasure."

Coin outstretched a slightly shaking hand.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Weir took it gladly, and gave a firm but friendly shake. He didn't even correct Coin that it was "Doctor" rather than "Mister".

"You're most welcome, Mr. Coin," he returned.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

Coin smiled broadly and made his way out of the door. As soon as he lost sight of Weir, and then presumed that Weir had turned to go back into the hall, Coin ran straight around the corner and threw up in a bin.

It was too much. Way too much. He had met one of the most famous explorers in his time, he had received a mechanical tea-server, and had witnessed things he never expected to see.

Well, at least I found the cause of the banging, he thought as he stumbled his way back to the office.

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Jekyll1886  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

((That seems like a good place to end it. Thanks for a fine roleplay! This was fun!))

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Wizardblizzard  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

((Have you been hanging around with Gabby :-) ))

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Jekyll1886  Wizardblizzard • 2 years ago

((Maybe...... ;-) ))

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Miss-Dreamerkat • 2 years ago

Kito was walking toward him carrying on his shoulder what appeared to be a large crate and he was covered in dirt. His mask was the only thing clean he saw the man and stopped eyes narrowing he calmly pivoted about to leave.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Miss-Dreamerkat • 2 years ago

"E- excuse me?" Coin inquired.

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Miss-Dreamerkat  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Kito turned his head, his glare intense as a wolf's. He took a step forward ignoring him after the glare, he turned his head as he went to go up the stairs to deliver the crate to the right room.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Miss-Dreamerkat • 2 years ago

Coin was shocked by the appearance of the... the... well, Coin couldn't think of a word. In a place as wondrous as this, he never expected to see someone like that.

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Miss-Dreamerkat  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Kito pulled out a slip of paper and stared at the name, he than went to where he needed it to go, set outside the door and turned and started the way back to the green house.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Miss-Dreamerkat • 2 years ago

"Maybe he was the cause of it." Coin thought aloud.

He walked quickly after him.

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Miss-Dreamerkat  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Kito hearing this stopped sighing as he turned, he had to try his best to keep his composure. "I assure you I did not cause any problems."

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Dr. H. Griffin  Miss-Dreamerkat • 2 years ago

"How did you-" Coin asked, but stopped. He coughed. "I... erm... Could you point me in the direction of Dr. Lanyon?"

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Miss-Dreamerkat  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"I only arrived here a few days ago, I do not know who this Dr. Lanyon is, but I suggest seeking out the other residents," He said as calmly as he could, but his voice had a sort of venom to it.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Miss-Dreamerkat • 2 years ago

"Why are you covered in dirt, if I may ask?"

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Miss-Dreamerkat  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"I work in the green house, have you ever managed to not get covered in dirt while working with plants?" Kito asked.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Miss-Dreamerkat • 2 years ago

"I suppose not, but you're completely covered in it." Coin replied. "Are you a mole?"

He chuckled harmlessly.

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Miss-Dreamerkat  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"The new soil bag fell on me as I was planting," Kito said with a small growl.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Miss-Dreamerkat • 2 years ago

"How does a soil bag fall on you?" Coin humorously asked.

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Miss-Dreamerkat  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Kito turned drawing in a calming breath, "May I ask you are you?" His voice was now laced with mistrust.

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Dr. H. Griffin  Miss-Dreamerkat • 2 years ago

"Lutwidge Coin, health inspector." Coin replied. "I've come here to inspect the premises after complaints."

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Miss-Dreamerkat  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

This meant nothing to Kito, complaints where complaints. He walked down the path to the greenhouse.

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chatterghosts • 2 years ago

(( Oh boy. ))

A small, scrawny...woman? stood before him, her eyes studying him analytically for a moment.

He ain't one'a them, that's for sure.

As if by some unseen cue, it slides into something warm and welcoming. "Hello there!"

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

"Oh, good morning." returned Coin, slightly unnerved by the new presence. "Can I help you?"

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"You looked a little lost," the woman responded sweetly.

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

"Well, yes, I suppose." Coin replied, folding the map away. "I'm looking for Robert Lanyon. My employer told me to meet him, and that he also goes by the name of Hastie sometimes."

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

(( AAAA I FELL ASLEEP I KEEP FORGETTING YOU'RE OPERATING ON UK TIME I'M SORRY ))

"I'm not sure he's in today," said the woman, her voice lilting with sincere tones. "Might I offer my services?"

Her words, however kindly they were, were slow and thick in pronunciation -- not forced, but definitely out of practice.

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

Coin looked about, praying for another prospective guide to the building. Finding no such solace, Coin turned back to the woman before him, and nodded in agreement.

"If you could show me the general areas of the building; kitchen, toilets, personal quarters, etc." Coin answered. "By-the-by, who are you?"

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

The woman stuck out a hand. "Fiona!"

Damn, looks like we're goin' a long run.

"Kitchen first, then? Follow me!"

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

"Right..." Coin responded, following nervously.

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

As the two rounded the corner to near the kitchen, Fiona turned a concerned glance towards Coin. "You seem...jumpy," she said.

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

"Sorry, it's just..." Coin muttered. "I don't know. I'm not that good with new people."

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She offers a warm smile. "I don't mean to make you uncomfortable."

I really do sound like Arty... huh.

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

Coin smiled politely. The kitchen presumably was behind the door at the end.

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

And it was; the two strode into the kitchen. It was warm, if not a little plain.

"I...suppose I should have asked for some form of identification," she admitted.

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

Coin ruffled through his suitcase, yanking out a folded piece of parchment. Unfolding it so that it stretched down to the floor, Coin handed it over to Fiona.

"I know it's a little long." Coin remarked. "It's a new department."

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Fiona stifled a snicker. "That'll do."

She took to leaning against the counter, looking around idly. "So, what..exactly do you lot do?"

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

"Well, in Layman's terms, we inspect various buildings and establishments that may or may not fall under our health and safety protocols." Coin replied. "We normally inspect locations at random times, but sometimes we do it when there are complaints."

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Hm," she responded thoughtfully. "Well, have at it!"

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

Coin nodded, and went over to the pantry. Opening it, he couldn't find anything out of the ordinary. Clean, warm and without any faults. Coin strolled to the cookers, noticing Fiona's fascinated eyes watching him, and also noticed nothing about the ordinary.

But something was out of the ordinary.

Below him, a small puddle was directly beneath one of the ovens. Opening the hatch, Coin nearly fell back.

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Fiona's eyes widen, and her kindly, urbane cover drops -- she leans back against the wall, muffling laughter and a rather loud, "Hoooly sh*t!" with her hand.

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

Coin, quickly covering his nose and his mouth with his hands, yelped up and ran away from the stench.

"Close it! Close it!" Coin muffled over to Fiona.

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Fiona slid off of the counter and slammed the oven shut, a loud CLANK vibrating through the room.

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

Coin coughed and spluttered, holding his mouth and nose tightly.

"What on Earth is in there?" replied Coin, muffled.

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"Ain't got the foggiest," said Fiona with a laugh, her voice slowly sliding back into an accent.

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

Coin heard the slip-up of accent.

"Did you just-" Coin mumbled. "Never mind. Um- do you know who used it last?"

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

"No," she said, letting out a chuckle. "Prob'ly ain't good, though."

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

"What's with the accent change?" Coin asked. "Feeling pensive?"

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

Feigning distraughtness, Fiona gasped and placed a hand to her chest. "Goodness, sir!"

Laughing all the while, her arms returned to a crossed position. "I was tryin' ta act all fancy-like, seein' as impressions make or break."

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Dr. H. Griffin  chatterghosts • 2 years ago

"Well, I don't appreciate lying." Coin responded.

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chatterghosts  Dr. H. Griffin • 2 years ago

She rolled her eyes and scoffed, her voice monotonous and ever-level, "And I don' wanna see this place go down."

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