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Phosphorus, Uranium, Nitrogen, Sulfur

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MillieGriffin

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@milliegriffin 2 years ago

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything!

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

((Happy April fools day ))

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Helen Jekyll • 2 years ago

Oh my God... This is amazing! XDDD

* Helen isn't handling the jokes too well and has gone rather pale.*

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MillieGriffin  Helen Jekyll • 2 years ago

* hand Helen a glass of water while patting her back* Now I know I've done my job well.

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Helen Jekyll  MillieGriffin • 2 years ago

Congratulations! Though perhaps you did it too well? XD

* Helen sips at the water and nearly topples over at the touch, her eyes squeezed shut.*

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MillieGriffin  Helen Jekyll • 2 years ago

Goodness! *starts fanning her*

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Helen Jekyll  MillieGriffin • 2 years ago

I'm sure she'll be fine! She's just a bit unstable since Hela is trying to kill her and all of her friends. ^-^

* Helen smiles meekly in thanks.*

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Miss-Dreamerkat • 2 years ago

Oh my gawd I love these!

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MillieGriffin  Miss-Dreamerkat • 2 years ago

I hoped you would :)

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Miss-Dreamerkat  MillieGriffin • 2 years ago

Funny thing is I'm in chemistry right now in high school!

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MillieGriffin  Miss-Dreamerkat • 2 years ago

You should tell your chemistry class some of these and see if you get a reaction. ;)

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Miss-Dreamerkat  MillieGriffin • 2 years ago

I'll just tell my chemistry teacher, no one else in my class except two would care

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Jekyll1886  MillieGriffin • 2 years ago

((XD Reaction!))

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Helen Jekyll  MillieGriffin • 2 years ago

* Helen collapses in the background.*

XD

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MillieGriffin • 2 years ago

* bows* Thank you, you're a good audience!

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Mz.Hyde Mod • 2 years ago

I just told all of these jokes to my friends at dinner! These are great!!

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MillieGriffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

Thank you

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Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

These PUNS are alchemical!

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MillieGriffin  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago

Ahyyyy! XD

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Helen Jekyll  Jekyll1886 • 2 years ago • edited

I think everyone is trying to kill Helen. XD

* The girl in question is lying unconscious on the ground.*

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Elaina Hyde • 2 years ago • edited

OMg DID YOU HEAR OXYGEN AND MAGNESIUM STARTED DATING

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MillieGriffin  Elaina Hyde • 2 years ago

XD I was reading a book on antigravity, I couldn't put it down.

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Elaina Hyde  MillieGriffin • 2 years ago

Pssh

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Wizardblizzard • 2 years ago

These are plutonium-rhenium-Au Millie.

It's weird, I heard tons of these when I was doing my degree but now I can only think of one of them:

"I'm planning to freeze myself to absolute zero. My friends say I'll die but I think I'll be 0K."

But I DO remember about these :-D

http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/s...

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MillieGriffin  Wizardblizzard • 2 years ago

My god that's funny XDDDD

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Hyde without a Jekyll • 2 years ago

XDDDDDD These were EXCELLENT!!! Thank you!!!

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Mz.Hyde Mod • 2 years ago

(Before this closes.....)

All the good chemistry jokes argon?

I don't zinc so.

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MillieGriffin  Mz.Hyde • 2 years ago

XDDD *applauds* Bravo Bravo!

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Mz.Hyde Mod  MillieGriffin • 2 years ago

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