Lawnmowers Part 2

''Part 2 of Lawnmowers. Later that Day...''

Mz.Hyde: Elaina!~ Where are you?! I have something cool to show you!~

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Oh, hey there. I'm sorry! * frowns suddenly, looking suspicious* you don't have a lawnmower behind you... Right?

Mz.Hyde: Nope.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Oh. What is it then?

Mz.Hyde: A CHAINSAW!!!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *whimpers* please no... I'm super sorry... I forgot how much you liked him, surprisingly...

Mz.Hyde: Oh really?! Let me remind you of what happens when I see someone try to get in my man's pants!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  I WASN'T DOING THAT!!! He's my grandfather. That's too creepy for me.

Mz.Hyde: Wait...did you just say... he's your... grandfather?!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Great great great and a few more greats grandfather, but yes.

Mz.Hyde: *She drops the chainsaw, which is now sawing through the floor by itself.* Oh... * She's really depressed all of a sudden.* Sorry about that.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  What? What's wrong? Are you okay?

Mz.Hyde: *She sighs sadly.* I-it's nothing you can fix, Elaina.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  What? Okay...? I can't fix it but you can tell me what's wrong?

Mz.Hyde: *She stops and just stares at the ground.* I... I can't have children.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Oh... Mz Hyde... I'm sorry...

Mz.Hyde: Oh, no need to say that it's just... * She sighs again.* I thought I had accepted that I can't have children... I mean, I have accepted the fact that I'm not a real person...and I've told Eddie that it was okay for him to go out with other women and that I wouldn't be mad if he got another girl pregnant...but... I guess it doesn't feel like a problem until it's staring at you in the face.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  I understand.. It might not seem like it, but I really do... You're disappointed that you weren't the one to... You know... Create this bloodline. I'm sorry... I...

Mz.Hyde: I-it's fine... it's not your fault...there was no way you could've known.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  I wish I could help... I'm going to be honest... Well.... It might be you just got lost in the generations, but I've never heard of you in my family...

Mz.Hyde: Well yeah, how could anyone know about some bitch their X amount of Greats Great Grandfather dated?

Ms Elaina Hyde:  You're not a... That word! I think you're nice and I'm going to put you back into the Hyde legacy.

Mz.Hyde: How? The last time I checked, you can't turn me into a fetus and impregnate your grandmother with me and make me your aunt.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  I can just tell my kids about the wonderful Mz Hyde... And you won't be in the family, but you'll be a thought...

Mz.Hyde: *She smiles a little at this.* Thank you Elaina, that's really sweet of you...but after a few generations I would still be forgotten.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  No, I won't let that happen! I'll haunt whoever didn't tell their kids the adventures of the amazing Mz Hyde until they do or die!

Mz.Hyde: *She laughs a little at this.* Be sure to get Velius' phone number so you guys can hang out together!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *giggles*

Mz.Hyde: I can see you two now, scaring the shit out of your great great grand kids!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *laughs* you're funny!

Mz.Hyde: *She starts wailing and flailing her arms.* Wooooo!~ Surprise you brats! It's me, the ghost of your ancestor Elaina! WOOOOOOOO!~

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *falls over giggling*

Mz.Hyde: WOOOOOOOO!!!👻

Ms Elaina Hyde:  S-stop! * giggles*

Mz.Hyde: BOO!👻

Ms Elaina Hyde:  I can't breath! *laughs, looking like a little kid*

Mz.Hyde: I AM SCARRRRYYY!~

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *rolls on the floor, laughing so hard she was crying*

Mz.Hyde: *Gets up in her face all serious.* There is NO laughing in the depravity ocean!!😠

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *laughs harder, gasping for air*

Mz.Hyde: *Starts laughing too.* Do-do not take me lightly little Missy! I am terrifying!!😂

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *she's rolling around on the floor now, dying from a lack of oxygen* 😆😆

Mz.Hyde: *Mz. Hyde literally can't stand anymore, she's laughing so hard.* I-I'LL teach you to laugh at me, just- just let me go get my step ladder first! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Oh God...! 😆😆😆

Mz.Hyde: *She grabs a blanket off of a near by couch and puts it around her shoulders like a cape.* I am the spirit of London at ni-oops! I'm so short that I tripped over my cape! SHIT!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *laughs* h-hey! I'm short too! *turns red* I've done that before... Don't make fun of me! 😂

Mz.Hyde: T-trust me, I trip over a lot of shit😂😂😂

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Oh God... * takes a deep breath* geez...

Mz.Hyde: *Starts trying to breath again.* That was great.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  That was pretty freaking amazing. What was better was I can say I'm short enough to need that.

Mz.Hyde: What? A step ladder?

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Sometimes Hela has to give me a boost when we're hunting...

Mz.Hyde: *She bursts of laughing at the thought of Elaina on Hela's shoulders.*

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *pouts* Don't laugh at me.

Mz.Hyde: I'm laughing with you, not at you.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *sticks her tongue out* I'm just messing with you.

Mz.Hyde: I know. *Sticks her tongue out back at her.*

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *giggles*

Mz.Hyde: *Smiles.*

Ms Elaina Hyde:  I like you. You're nice.

Mz.Hyde:Well, I hope so! I like you too!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *laughs*

Mz.Hyde: What?

Ms Elaina Hyde:  It's just... Everyone here is so nice... Even though I kidnapped Helen 😅

Mz.Hyde: Excuse me?

Ms Elaina Hyde:  What? You didn't know?

Mz.Hyde: No....why would you DO that?!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  That's why she was gone so long that one time! Before I came!

Mz.Hyde: BUT WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  I missed her...

Mz.Hyde: You could've just come visited her! You came to live here anyways!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  .-.

Mz.Hyde: -_-

Ms Elaina Hyde:  I'm sorry...

Mz.Hyde: *Mz. Hyde pinches the bridge of her nose. She sighs.* It's fine. Just don't do it again.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *looks down, tears in her eyes*

Mz.Hyde: *Notices Elaina.* Oh great, now you're crying!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  I'm not crying, I'm fine! I just didn't expect you to get mad...

Mz.Hyde: How can I not be a little mad? You kidnapped someone I care about against their will! I even begin thinking that she was dead!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *whimpers* I... I'm sorry...

Mz.Hyde: I'm not the one you should be apologizing to. You didn't kidnap me.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  I apologized a million times to Helen, okay?

Mz.Hyde: Then you're covered.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  *looks down*

Mz.Hyde: What's wrong?

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Nothing.

Mz.Hyde: I can tell when people lie, Elaina. And you're doing a terrible job at it.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  I'm fine! * scowls at the ground*

Mz.Hyde: No you're not.

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Yes I am!

Mz.Hyde: Am not!

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Just leave me alone! *crosses her arms*

Mz.Hyde: Don't you trust me?

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Of course I trust you. Mz.Hyde: Then what's wrong?

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Nothing!

Mz.Hyde: You sure?

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Yes.

Mz.Hyde: Okay then...

Ms Elaina Hyde:  ...

Mz.Hyde: What?

Ms Elaina Hyde:  Nothing.

Obtained From
[https://disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-theroleplayingscientists/role_playing_page_for_pg_56/ Role-playing page for pg. 56!]